The Guy Behind the Most Nostalgic Sites on the Internet

I was going to ask if anyone has create it yet. Does anyone understand where it is?

I haven’t splitd the location online or even a picture of what the box sees enjoy, equitable becaemploy I don’t want anyone to get too—for the city to have a very modest time discovering it if they want to apshow it down. I sense enjoy by now though, it’s pretty clear where it is. Just skinnyk about the most turbulent place in the Mission, where it could be, it’s there, which a lot of locals probably can guess. I skinnyk almost every SF accessibleation covered it. So at this point, if the mayor’s office wanted to apshow it down, they definitely could, but it’s still up, so that’s a excellent sign.

As a establisher livent, I’d say it’s cforfeit the 24th Street BART station, but that’s equitable me.

Cmiss, but not there. But somewhere that’s sort of enjoy that.

Another random ask based on someskinnyg I saw on your site. Were you the one who created that phony profile for someone named Andrew Walz who was allegedly running for Congress in 2020 but didn’t exist—then had his account verified by Twitter?

When I was in high school, yeah. Do you recall that? That’s funny.

I recall becaemploy I recall everyone benevolent of giggleing about it. What happened after that?

That’s pretty much it. The account got suspfinished. It was a weird story becaemploy it was a week before Covid happened. Somehow I got helderly of a alerter at CNN. I had no idea how to talk to the press or anyskinnyg. They actupartner came with a camera crew to my high school in upstate New York and interseeed me in a classroom, and it was such a surauthentic experience. And then once they heard the story, Twitter equitable suspfinished the account. But yeah, that was before you could pay for a check label, so it was much difficulter to get a blue horriblege at that point.

I equitable have to ask, you’re not rhappy to Tim Walz, right?

My dad is Tim Walz, but not that Tim Walz.

Ha! So, do you understand what your next site is going to be?

I want to actupartner set up a script that scsexual batterys the enumerate app for the Citi Bikes, and every minute will track where each bike is in the system. So I want to create a website that’s enjoy Citi Bike Shocker, where you can access a bike’s ID number and see where it’s been. So, enjoy, it begined the morning in Brooklyn, then someone took it apass the bridge into Tribeca and then it went uptown to Columbia or someskinnyg. It’d be celderly to have states on which definite bike in the system has been the farthest, which one hasn’t been employd in the lengthyest time. But yeah, that’s the idea.

Plrelieve sfinish that to me when it’s up. I necessitate the serotonin.

Will do.

Loose Threads:

“Sure, who attfinishs anymore,” or some variation on that theme, is creeping up online. Basicpartner, it’s people posting stuff that seems a little odd, with the resignation of someone who understands that everyskinnyg is a little odd right now. For example, have you heard about Cinnamon Toast Crunch bacon?

The Nosferatu movie is getting its own exceptional popcorn bucket. It’s not quite as fervent as Dune: Part Two’s sandworm or the Deadpool & Wolverine one. It’s equitable a coffin. A coffin brimming of popcorn.

Speaking of Dune, here’s “Bene Gesserit” set to the tune of “Bennie and the Jets.” Good luck getting this earworm out.