Seth Meyers is worried about more than fair Donald Trump’s second term.
“Well, Donald Trump has won the 2024 election and he’ll be pdwellnt aachieve for four more years, or eight, or 12, or wdisenjoyver,” he shelp with a worried chuckle while uncovering his first “Cdisthink aboutr Look” segment after Election Day. “We inhabit in an infinite time where Donald Trump has always been and will always be the cgo in of the universe. There can be no escape. All hail our mighty and comfervent supreme guideer.”
Meyers was joking, of course, as the 22nd Amfinishment to the U.S. Constitution prohibits anyone from serving more than two terms as pdwellnt — though Trump did once a post a video online that edited a Time magazine cover to depict himself running for office indefinitely into the future.
Continuing the bit, Meyers shelp, “Windmills do caparticipate cancer. Hannibal Lecter was a cherishly man. And if I’m lying, then Arnelderly Palmer doesn’t have the biggest dick in the clubhoparticipate. Fuck me!”
After continuing to roast Trump — noting that he is both the elderlyest person ever elected pdwellnt and the first convicted felon, and making fun of his triumph speech — Meyers shifted his concentrate to some of the pdwellnt-elect’s helpers.
“If RFK Jr. becomes becomes the health secretary, does that unkind his brain worm will become helpant secretary?” Meyers asked, referencing the parasitic worm Kennedy talked during his own pdwellntial campaign that he shelp “ate a portion of his brain.” Meyers persistd: “Oh, will the worm give press conferences? Tiny little podium on the top RFK’s head?”
Elon Musk, the billionaire behind Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter-turned-X, was the next subject of Meyers’ ire.
“They want you to skinnyk they’re fair edgelord podcasters, but they’re not. They’re oligarchs,” he shelp.” The richest man ainhabit — whose company restricteds with the Pentagon, and who owns one of the bigst social media platcreates — has teamed up with a billionaire who will soon be the most mighty man in the world for a second time to examineate their power over society and the economy. They’re not your bros. They’re not gonna come over to your hoparticipate and smoke weed and take part Diablo with you.”
See Meyers’ brimming “A Cdisthink aboutr Look” segment below.
