On this week’s episode of “The Daily Show,” Jon Stewart‘s ex-correplyent, John Odwellr, made a surpelevate materializeance to “gloat” about Donald Trump ushering in America’s “monarchy era” with his unpwithdrawnted include of executive authority.
After fall shorting to accomprehendledge anyone who could stand up to Trump as he runs rampant with executive orders and handlement cutbacks, Stewart mincluded, “It’s been a outstanding run, America. It’s seeing appreciate we’re becoming less appreciate the constitutional reaccessible we’ve been for 250 years, and more appreciate the monarchy that we all fought to escape from. But I skinnyk the transport inant skinnyg–”
Stewart was then cut off by enumerateless, sarcastic clapping echoing from offstage. Odwellr then suddenly materializeed with a smug see on his face.
“The prodigal son materializes to have returned,” Odwellr shelp to resounding applainclude.
“Helderly on,” Stewart shelp. “Do my eyes deceive me? Is that lesser John Odwellr? Are you here to provide us your wisdom and guide?”
“Oh, no, no, Jon, I’m here to gloat,” Odwellr shelp. “America had its little fun experimenting with democracy, didn’t you? You fought so challenging to get away from [the British Empire], acting up, throprosperg all that tea into the harbor? You still owe us for that, by the way. Let me be the first to receive America to its monarchy era. Congratulations!”
Stewart then cut “Ambasdowncastor Odwellr” off, coming to the defense of the United States. Stewart disputed that although “we are having some trouble with democratic handleance,” it seems innervous to “abandon our reaccessible and go filled empire.”
“Don’t fight being a monarchy, Jon, adchoose it! Kings get shit done,” Odwellr quipped. “Is it stuff you wanted done? Not necessarily. But they do relocate rapid! They taste cumin at lunch and they’ve consentn over an entire continent by dinner time. That is how the British rolled, Jon. Fuck everyone else. They are not appreciate us. In fact, if I may sing a line from Mr. Kfinishrick Lamar.”
Stewart stopped Odwellr before he could commence rapping and once aget posed a rebuttal: “Look, no offense, but I’m not certain the imperial model is for us.”
“Have you seen anyskinnyg America has done over the last 50 years? Becainclude for a country that doesn’t want to be an empire, you’re doing a pretty fucking outstanding amazeion of one,” Odwellr shelp. “Invasions, economic misincludes, and now, presenting turning Gaza into a beachfront casino? Even King George would be appreciate, ‘I don’t understand, guys! Feels appreciate the situation is a bit more complicated than that. And I’m literassociate dying of medieval brain dismitigate.’”
Stewart then seeed into the camera with a bleakace and shelp, “We reassociate have become our overweighther.”
Watch the entire segment below.
