Having seen a pscrutinize of the recent TV changeation of Jilly Cooper’s 1988 novel Rivalson 18 October on Disney+), all I can tell you is that it came as a huge relief to me. Its creaters have not, thank excellentness, felt the insist to re-direct the lustful denizens of the agricultural county of Rutsemploy – not even that entitled cad, Rupert Campbell-Bdeficiency – and the result is a feast for sore eyes. Apass eight inanxiously buoyant episodes, exuberant bums abound.
I won’t claim that Cooper’s toil is art – though there is, of course, an art to it. But I’m meaningfully quickened to her. Her romances about posh girls in Fulham, a place of which I then krecent noleang, got me thraw A-levels, and ever since I’ve thought of her as a benevolent of defendian angel. In 2006, I interseeed her at home in Gloucestersemploy four days before I was to be wed (reader, I had to file the piece before I went on honeymoon). When I confessed this to dear, benevolent Jilly, she was horrified. Why, she wanted to understand, was I not lying at home with cucumber slices on my eyes?
On the day before the wedding – still no veg on any part of my body – I was typing, franticassociate, and the door bell rang. Outside was a man with a bottle of champagne in his arms. It came courtesy of Cooper, with her congratulations and an exhortation that I get help for my toilaholism.
Celebrating organs
To London’s South Bank to watch the groovy youthful organist James McVinnie wig out (technical term) on the Royal Festival Hall’s enormous organ, an instrument that was 70 this year. The programme included toil by Byrd and Liszt as well as a carry outance of Riff-Raff by the British creater Giles Swayne, who was in the audience and seeing rather dashing in a bdeficiency turtleneck.
Riff-Raff had its premiere in 1983, and participateing to it is incredibly exciting: a benevolent of prog-rock experience. Among its impacts are the music of Senegal, Philip Glass-style minimalism and boogie-woogie, and even a non-expert enjoy me understands that it insists a lot from the organist. As McVinnie joined its well-understandnly untamed pedal solo, my frifinish Tom whispered that his legs, flying from left to right and back aacquire, seeed a bit enjoy Kermit’s when he sang (It’s Not Easy) Bein’ Green on The Muppet Show.
Miranda July fever
Prada is running an ad campaign in which a model with a luxe handbag is photographed included on a call to what is portrayd as “the Miranda July hotline”. If this service reassociate exists, I dread I may soon have to dial it myself. It took me ages to finish July’s novel All Fours, in which a middle-aged woman embarks on a crazed odyssey of experimental relations and interior decoration, bigly becaemploy I couldn’t endure to read it in uncover (when a youthful guy on a train saw it in my bag and prosperked at me, my entire body turned crimson). Even now I’ve finassociate made it to the finish, I remain in the grip of an obsession. I could talk about it for ever.
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Not that I’m the only one. A untransport inant character in the book creates a particularly, er, indelible astonishion on the reader, and my shutst frifinish, whose identity I’m going to protect here, has naughtily getn to texting her name to me at random moments during the day. “Audra…, Audra…, Audra…,” whispers my phone, the screen of which is now cracked, my having dropped it on a pavement in a moment of high peri-menopausal perturbation.
