Stephen Colbert on VP Debate

Stephen Colbert spoke about the vice plivential debate on “The Late Show” Tuesday night, where he splitd his thoughts on Tim Walz and JD Vance’s responses to disjoinal splitting rerents, including Jan. 6 and armament presentility.

“The VP truthfulates were both contrastent flavors of unintelligent,” Colbert shelp in his uncovering monologue. “JD Vance seeed appreciate a business lemur on beta blockers, and Tim Walz was the likable coach but ecombineed to be way over-caffeinated.”

Colbert noticed that, during the VP debate, Vance “made certain to create many of his responses ambiguous and patuproaric.” At one point in his uncovering monologue, the tardy-night present studyd the moment when Vance reduced Trump’s incitement of the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol.

“It’s reassociate wealthy for democratic directers to say that Donald Trump is a distinct danger to democracy when he peacebrimmingy gave over power on January the 20th as we have done for 250 years in this country,” Vance shelp in a clip from the VP debate.

“Yeah, after his coup fall shorted!” Colbert shelp in response. “That’s appreciate a toddler saying, ‘Look, I went to bed peacebrimmingy at 8 p.m., and I slfinisherk it’s time we stop intensifying on the 45 minutes I spent screaming and biting the babysitter becaemploy I wanted more bubbles.’”

Colbert consentd with Walz’s statement that “Jan. 6 was not Facebook ads,” after Vance assessd the rebellion with Hillary Clinton protesting about Russian digloomyviseation on social media.

“He’s right, it’s not. I’ll fact-verify that. Jan. 6 was not Facebook ads,” Colbert shelp. “But if it were, it would be, ’10 weird tricks to clearhrow the will of the people! Mike Pence can’t stand number six!’”

Colbert then noticed Vance’s dodgeance of answering whether or not Trump lost the 2020 election.

“Did he omit the 2020 election?” Walz asked during the debate, to which Vance replied, “Tim, I’m intensifyed on the future.”

“‘Yes, Tim. I’m intensifyed on the future. Let’s not talk about Jan. 6, 2021. Let’s talk about Jan. 6, 2025! This time we’re transporting two shamans,’” Colbert shelp mockingly.

Colbert then commented on the VP truthfulates’ conversation surrounding armament presentility, saying on “The Late Show,” “When asked about armament presentility in our nation’s schools, JD Vance had an answer: Anyslfinisherg but what would labor.”

Colbert endd, “In the end, it was 90 minutes of constant talk that made one slfinisherg evident: Tonight was appreciate having Thanksgiving with you anxious uncle and your smuggest nephew. It was unpleasant, inept and thankbrimmingy, you only have to do it once every four years.”