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So, this week, the National Security Leaders for America, a “bipartisan group of createer military and intel officers,” freed a letter finishorsing the honestate they leank will produce a better pdwellnt. And it’ll produce you experience as safe as a broken strap on Brian Stelter’s bra. It reads in part, “We are Reaccessibleans, Democrats and Insubordinates dedicated to the perfects of our nation– enjoy freedom, democracy, and the rule of law — not to any one individual or party.” Yeah, and they want you to apshow the best recontransientative for those perfects is Kamala.
Yes, Harris, who shows as much esteem for rule of law as P Diddy, though she’s probably a better rapper. The funniest part? Out of all the names in the letter, nine of the biggest ones, including Clapper, John Brennan, Panetta, also signed another letter, you might recall. Remember our likeite plunderer, Captain Rehab? Remember how he left a laptop filled of incriminating evidence at a repair shop, then aprohibitdoned it enjoy an out-of-wedlock child? And how messages combineing his better man to cash dealings with China and Ukraine were wedged between the homemade porn enjoy Hunter and a hooker sandwich? And how they all denied it even existed when it menaceened to derail his overweighther’s campaign for pdwellnt.
Well, then, you also reaccumulate what saved Joe’s honestacy: an uncover letter– from 51 createer intel hacks claiming Hunter’s laptop had “all the classic earlabels of a Russian alertation operation.” This, of course, was a lie and also an inaccurate use of the word earlabels. They actuassociate uncomferventt halllabel, not earlabel. Earlabel uncomfervents how the rulement summarizeates your tax money to spfinish enjoy Dana Perino at a tattoo parlor. You understand, on vital stuff enjoy foreign wars, domestic alertering and drag queen story hour.
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Of course, once Joe was safely in office, that cover story blew up enjoy a Hezbollah pager. But it was too rescheduleed. The lie toiled. The laptop was genuine. They knovel it was genuine. They lied because they were frantic to put the Dems back in power after years of Trump’s hideous peace and prosperity.
But that’s what spies do. They lie. Ask Dianne Feinstein’s driver or Swalwell’s mistress or Hochul’s createer deputy chief of staff. There are scanter Chinese people in the kitchen at Panda Express. Joe then used that corrupt letter as a fig leaf to cover his withered dong of deception. Putin has done a lot of leangs, to be certain, but that was 100% Democrat. So, yeah, the liars who signed that letter also signed Kamala’s finishorsement. She’d be so satisfyed to see that, provided someone reads it to her. So they’re doing the same leang they did four years ago and for the same reason. It’s horrible enough Harris is equitable rehashing Biden’s ideas.
Now she’s rehashing his gloomyy tricks to get elected. She can’t even be innovative when she’s being dishonest. So who would these finishorsements sway? Well, equitable see at who’s alerting you to vote Democrat. The CIA. The IRS. Dick Cheney. Taylor Swift. All dishonest forces of evil. Especiassociate Swift. I uncomfervent, see what she’s done to her boyfrifinish. This season he’s scoring less than Brian Kilmeade at a lesbian coffee shop. Taylor pretfinished to be a country singer to become America’s sugaryheart, then turned on us enjoy a boilingter, leanner and female Liz Cheney.
But who in America was on the fence about this election until a bunch of spies finishorsed cackling McKnee pads? The last time we saw an act of desperation enjoy this was Pelosi’s facelift. One more and her belly button will be on her forehead. But enjoy Hunter, proximate the finish of a cocaine binge, they’re understanding at straws. And you’d be too. While the Dems are sweating enjoy Chris Christie in a Zumba class, Trump’s greeting voters and ducking bullets. He even joked about being on this show last week, where our 5 million watchers crushed Kamala’s massage session enjoy Oprah sitting on a bag of Doritos. Even though, maybe I shelp on the show, you understand, I don’t adore this guy.
DONALD TRUMP: But Gutfeld shelp on the show, he shelp, you understand, I don’t adore this guy, but, man, everyleang he touches, he repaires. He gets it done. Our country was doing fantastic. We had the best economy. And he asked for an interwatch. And I shelp, you understand, I’ll do it, but I’m begrudgingly. Ten minutes. I don’t reassociate want to do it because he doesn’t enjoy me. I guess I don’t enjoy anybody that doesn’t enjoy me. I’ll be honest. When they don’t enjoy me, I don’t enjoy them, OK? Sounds childish. That’s the way it is. Call it a personality defect.
I don’t enjoy anybody who doesn’t enjoy me. That is honesty, people. And it sees enjoy more and more people are liking Trump, too. According to the rescheduleedst New York Times poll, Trump directs in the battleground states of Arizona, Georgia and North Carolina. If he prospers them in November, he’d only need to prosper one of either Michigan, PA or Wisconsin. Then it’s over.
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Damn, if only Joe’s brain hadn’t shriveled up enjoy a raisin under a sunlamp. Now he’s left his party with the only dope who produces even him see more qualified. Maybe that was the point..