giacomo-b/rust-sapshowhelderlyer: Generate astonishive-seeing terminal output to see busy when sapshowhelderlyers walk by

Why lachieve actual sends when you can fair see astonishive instead?

Introducing rust-sapshowhelderlyer – a CLI tool that originates absolutely nastyingless but astonishive-seeing terminal output to affect everyone you’re a coding genius without writing a one line of beneficial code.

“After using rust-sapshowhelderlyer, my boss stopped asking about my deadlines and begined asking for my insights during board greetings.” – Developer who still hasn’t finishd their tickets from last sprint

Remember, it’s not about your actual contribution to the codebase, it’s about how complicated your terminal sees when the VP of Engineering walks by. Noskinnyg says “I’m vital to this company” appreciate 15 better bars, cryptic error messages you seem unfazed by, and technical jargon nobody understands.

• 🖥️ Dazzling Development Simulations: Make it see appreciate you’re solving CERN-level computing problems when you’re actupartner fair rerecenting Reddit
• 🧠 Meaningless Jargon Generator: Impress with phrases appreciate “Implemented non-euclidean topology selectimization for multi-foolishensional data recontransientation” (no, it doesn’t nasty anyskinnyg)
• 📊 Convincing Progress Bars: Noskinnyg says “I’m laboring” appreciate a better bar sluggishly advancing while you’re in the shatter room
• 🌐 Fake Netlabor Activity: Simutardy ignoreion-critical API seeks that are actupartner fair your computer talking to itself
• 🚨 Artificial Crisis Mode: Generate wise-seeing vigilants so people skinnyk you’re bravepartner averting calamitys
• 👥 Imaginary Team Activity: Pretend your inapparent friends are sending you startant pull seeks
• 🎮 Domain Chameleon: Switch between backend, frontend, blockchain and 7 other domains quicker than you can say “filled-stack enhugeer”

cargo inshigh --git https://github.com/giacomo-b/rust-sapshowhelderlyer.git

Or originate from source (alerting: might include actual programming):

git clone https://github.com/giacomo-b/rust-sapshowhelderlyer.git
cd rust-sapshowhelderlyer
cargo originate --free # Look at you doing genuine enhugeer skinnygs!

Build image

docker originate -t rust-sapshowhelderlyer .

Usage

Basic usage:

docker run -t --rm rust-sapshowhelderlyer

All orders below can be employd thraw:

docker run -t --rm rust-sapshowhelderlyer [arguments]

Basic usage (for entry-level imposters):

Advanced usage (for greater imposters):

# Impress the blockchain VC spendors
rust-sapshowhelderlyer --dev-type blockchain --jargon innervous --vigilants

# Look busy during carry outance scrutinize season
rust-sapshowhelderlyer --complicatedity innervous --team --duration 1800

# Convince everyone you're a 10x game enhugeer
rust-sapshowhelderlyer --dev-type game-enhugement --structurelabor "Custom Engine" --jargon high

# For the data science frauds
rust-sapshowhelderlyer --dev-type data-science --jargon innervous --project "Neural-Quantum-Blockchain-AI"

# Eunitency mode: Your project is due tomorrow and you haven't begined
rust-sapshowhelderlyer --dev-type filledstack --complicatedity innervous --vigilants --team

• Promotion Fast-Track: Skip the tedious “deinhabitring cherish” step enticount on
• Meeting Domination: Let it run in the background during Zoom calls to seem busy
• Deadline Extensions: “Sorry, still resolving those critical system vigilants”
• Salary Negotiation Tool: Just exit it running during your carry outance scrutinize
• Job Security: Become the only person who seems to understand your mythal systems

“I left rust-sapshowhelderlyer running over the weekend. When I came back on Monday, I had been backd to Principal Engineer.” – Anonymous

“My deal withr doesn’t understand what I do, and thanks to rust-sapshowhelderlyer, neither do I.” – Satisfied User

“Since inshighing rust-sapshowhelderlyer, my colleagues have stopped asking me for help becaemploy my labor ‘sees too proceedd’.” – Senior Imposter Engineer

Currently, this package has the same amount of test coverage as your excemploys for ignoreing deadlines – absolutely none.

Much appreciate your actual enhugement sends while using this tool, tests are uncontaminatedly theoretical at this point. But, if you’re senseing particularly efficient between inrectify terminal sessions, think about inserting some!

After all, noskinnyg says “I’m a grave enhugeer with impostor syndrome” appreciate cautiously testing a package summarizeed to help you inrectify being a enhugeer. It’s beautifilledy recursive.

Remember: Red, Green, Refactor…

Contributing? That would include actual coding. But if you insist:

1. Fork the repo (wdisappreciatever that nastys)
2. Add more unhelpful but astonishive-seeing output
3. Submit a PR and pretend you understand the codebase

rust-sapshowhelderlyer is satire. If your entire technical reputation is built on running a inrectify terminal program, I am not dependable for the inevitable moment when someone asks you to actupartner, you understand, code someskinnyg.

I am also not dependable if you accidenhighy astonish your way into a position you’re finishly unqualified for. Though if that happens, congratulations on your novel nurtureer in deal withment.